burgerkid:

me trying to do stuff

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your-daisyfreshgirl:

stunningpicture:

Chinese doctors bowing down to a 11 year old boy diagnosed with brain cancer who managed to save several lives by donating his organs to the hospital he was being treated in shortly before his death.

Incredible

your-daisyfreshgirl:

stunningpicture:

Chinese doctors bowing down to a 11 year old boy diagnosed with brain cancer who managed to save several lives by donating his organs to the hospital he was being treated in shortly before his death.

Incredible

foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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every porn ever
guy: *touches girl on the arm*
girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
grubsnuggle:

#Why do we even have that lever

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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