bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

penis-hilton:

when you like someone and you can’t tell if they like you back image

carlosthatsmyname:

Selena’s microphone covered in her well known lipstick color. All her mics ended up looking like that after her concerts. This one is on display at the Selena Museum in Corpus Christi Texas and is from the infamous Last Concert.

girlfights:

When you ask someone for a bite and they say no

girlfights:

When you ask someone for a bite and they say no

thesassiestsloth:

THIS IS A SMALL ENVIORNMENT

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
Anonymous

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

witneyhouston:

checkmate